[Middlehammer] Godspeed You, Black Emperor

Some years ago, when I was in the habit of playing wargames more often than blogging about them (we’re talking 2008-ish here), I wrote up some background for a WFB campaign.

The tentative notion was that it’d involve my Vampire Counts, Dr. Shiny’s Skaven, Blackheart’s Empire and Awesome Mike’s Dwarfs. A lot of water’s flowed under a lot of bridges since then, but there’s still a concept here for a WFB/WFRP crossover campaign that I’d like to run with someone someday, maybe.

The year is 2018. The Empire is divided. The grand provinces of Marienburg, Middenland and Reikland vie for the Imperial throne. The ascendant Vampire Counts of Sylvania have conquered their neighbouring realms and the Ottilia of occupied Talabecland could well become a puppet Emperor. Bretonnia encroaches further and further on the Empire’s borders. The Count of Wissenland has reached out to the Empire’s oldest allies, the Dwarfs of the Grey Mountains, begging for any aid they have to offer… but they have their own battles to fight in the dark beneath the world.

The idea here was to make the most out of WFRP’s more diplomatic relationship between the fractured Imperial provinces and the other powers, and to project the idea of Vlad von Carstein trying another way to take over the Empire. Sylvania isn’t an Elector County, but Talabecland is, and it’s one of the contenders for the Empire. By force of arms, Vlad has established a bloc of cowed Electors who’ll support his preferred candidate; by accepting the Ottilia’s surrender he’s gained the ear of a candidate (probably strongarmed into line by having a bunch of vampires hanging around his court).

There’s room for a lot of stuff here. Intrigue and politics in occupied Talabheim. Brokering allegiances between the other Imperial claimants – none of them is prepared to stand down and let another take the throne, and Vlad doesn’t command a majority as long as they stand free.

Guerilla warfare in Hochland, or along the River Stir, or even (if we want to go stark staring mad) going all Rambo-style with a resistance movement in the Halfling Moot.(Your host retains his healthy contempt for all things Halfling but acknowledges Middlehammer Halflings – malodorous thieving runts who procreate like the proverbial bunnies – as amusing enough to be spared the lash.)

Bretonnian piracy, or even full on invasion, along the Nordland coast or the Axebite Pass. Battles in the deep darkness of the Grey Mountains; an urgent message sent to the Dwarf strongholds.

Loads you can do with this, and that’s just the roleplaying. Battles would probably punctuate short campaigns of RP – as diplomatic efforts succeeded or failed we’d move on to a wargame to resolve them. Could even sneak some Mordheim in there as I imagine the City of the Damned is still an important source of resources, and a key lynchpin in the Sylvanian defences (not to mention an electoral seat; if Vlad could take that, would he have a legitimate claim? what if he could find the Count of Ostermark’s Runefang?).

Unsure which version of the rules I’d favour; second edition WFRP is contemporary with sixth edition WFB (my favourite), but first edition WFRP is of course the game of kings and is designed to dovetail with second edition WFB (the one Oldhammerers… sort of like, but play less than third?)

OR I could just play Warhammer: Total War. I never used to buy that “computer gaming kills tabletop gaming” garbage and still don’t, but the lure of playing with myself and Forging the approximate kind of Narrative I want is extremely strong. I was delighted to note that the Mordheim Vampire campaign kind of synchs up with the Total War one. The earliest hints of a betrayal among the Von Carstein clan play out as Mannfred and Vlad go to war at the head of subfactions, and playing the Vampire Counts or Von Carstein campaigns involves sorting out a civil war in Sylvania before taking over the world (TM). That’d be some top content for the old YouTube channel, don’t you think?

2 thoughts on “[Middlehammer] Godspeed You, Black Emperor

Add yours

  1. Almost certainly the answer is ‘both’. WH:TW is really an excellent game. I’m all a-quiver now that my Skaven have been announced for the 2nd one. Also, the fact that Norsca has become a playable faction (with fimir and mammoths!) suggests we might get a few more surprises along the way – Amazons, somewhere in the 2nd game?

    I need to start a new Undead campaign now that they’ve updated the original legendary lords a bit. Kemmler was lackluster without Krell, but now intrigues me. And I love using Vlad.

    1. It IS an excellent game. Obviously I played the Vampire Counts first, mostly because (as with tabletop) I am bobbins at playing anything else, and Krell is genuinely fun. I regret not sinking more points into the Krell-buffing skill tree early on, when I actually bothered to fight out the battles and didn’t just stack odds into autoresolves. Don’t make the same mistake I did.

You may now commence belching

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑

%d bloggers like this: